Okay so This Cunt’s For You is definitely different, no question about that.  There’s this dude dressed up like a total freak (he’s supposed to be satan) who keeps popping up in front of different women and somehow seducing them (I guess his evil seductive charms at work there…) and fucking them senseless.  He gets interrupted on the toilet and then fucks that chick deep and hard, then he promises some blonde he’ll give her a new Beamer if she bends over, waves her ass in the air and prepares for a good anal pounding session.  The things some chicks will do for a BMW…

In four wild scenes we’re shown just how crazy satan is, and we also get to enjoy the fruits of his labors when one of his minions (some dwarf in a bunny hat and goggles) suddenly appears to fuck one of these cunt’s good and hard.  This Cunt’s For You is almost farcical in some of the scenes but the sex is pretty hot and that definitely makes up for the silly storyline.  Porn humor is often cheesy but This Cunt’s For You certainly wins the prize for some of the stupidest dialogue and storyline around.  Thing is, the lameness kind of adds to its appeal.  The intense fuck scenes combined with one of the dumbest storylines around earns This Cunt’s For You a pretty standard three cocks-up.

Could you imagine taking the special effects from movies like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or The Matrix and interweaving them into porn?

The results would be astounding; slow-motion cumshots that the chick can move right into..impossible positions where the fuckers seem to be lighter than air and crazy action that would defy belief.  Porn like this would be incredible to watch but just like some Hi-Def porn with not-so-perfect looking actresses, sometimes leaving things to the imagination can be the best plan overall…

As you know I totally dig milf’s, so when I see some hot lesbian action (HLA!) with milf’s involved, I just gotta get me summa dat!

You can tell this horny auburn-haired slut and her stacked blond friend are going to have a totally intense lesbian orgy fuck session.  With their two pairs of big silicone-laden tits to mash against each other and such pretty mouths to lick and suck each other’s pussies it’s bound to get wet, wild and raunchy. So bring on the HLA already cos I gotta rub one out!

Amateur chicks go all out to win the coveted prize of a professional contract at Raunchy XXX Auditions, and they’re willing to do everything it takes to make it to the top!

Take this petite asian babe opening her ass super wide to accommodate that monster cock right up her pooper. She’s got what it takes and she’s eager to show just how MUCH she can take so that, just like the cream in her pussy, she can rise to the top.

The Milf look of glee personified.  Even if they don’t admit it, every milf just adores having a young hung stud munching down on her ripe pussy sending pulses of mini-orgasms through her fine tasty body.

This babe’s a hot naughty wife and she’s super wet from all that intense tongue action…it won’t take much effort or need any lube to slide his cock deep into that slutty hole with all that pussy juice flowing like Niagara Falls.  Damn that’s one hot tasty gleeful milf I’d sure like to fuck!

Sluts who like two cocks in them are the name of the game with Double Dipped.  Yknow how some babes just don’t seem satisfied with a cock only in their pussy?  Well these bodacious sluts have got the answer to that problem…take one in your ass too!  Seems simple enough but so many chicks just can’t handle the double dipping so you have to find the right kind of super slut who’ll gobble up the manmeat in every single hole.

Double Dipped hits gold with a bevy of open-wide cock-sluts featured in four scorching scenes of double penetration bliss.  Naturally the sluttiest sluts of them all are the ebony babes who love getting their booty’s slammed hard with thick powerful cock, and they exude this passion on screen throughout Double Dipped. Each scene heats up from the previous one until we get treated to some double dipping action with two chicks and a guy.  How’s that work you ask?  That’s where the sweet ass strap-on comes into play and boy does this babe know how to work.  All in all Double Dipped is a hot sexy flick that will give you the action you crave and make your cock work double time to keep up.  Double Dipped gets a fucktastic four cocks-up for some totally intense jack-off material.

Sometimes I read these and wonder what the hell the narrator of these jokes and sight-gags has as his major mental problem that makes him so incapable of realizing what makes  a good thing and what makes a bad thing…

Frank has no problem with his job….yeah right buddy…Frank has absolutely no problem with the fact that those bitches made him a fucking eunuch so that they wouldn’t have to worry about his being distracted leading to a car accident or having any pleasure himself. Let’s chop off your fucking genitals and see how much of a problem you have with it Mr. fucking narrator.

I try to stay away from country music because generally it tends to be a depressing as all hell, irritating and headache creating melange of woe, praise jesus and life sucks working my job in the mines or at the factory where I live my redneck life…

Now if some aspiring music producer would see the wave of decadence that keeps America happy as it sweeps through all our entertainment mediums and create a slutty type of music that they could call cunt-tree where the chicks sang about all the cocks they sucked in the mines and their days working hard and getting all sweaty at the Lesbian Orgy Factory then that would be come music I could really get into.